I'm lost and stupid without you.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
