Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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