I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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