You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Randomize
