Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Of course I have a pirate flag
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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