Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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