This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
try to milk me bitch
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