I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Alive.
So much puke
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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