This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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