and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Randomize
