Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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