The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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