i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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