I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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