But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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