We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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