Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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