I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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