Dual....:-)
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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