i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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