I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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