"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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