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• (913): View more from Kansas

  So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized

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• (305): View more from Florida

  best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  This hangover is way worse than all my relationships

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I immediately regret the tequila decision.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings

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