Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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