Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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