two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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