that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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