You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I have fence marks all over my body
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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