if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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