Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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