What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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