Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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