is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I see more hoeing in ur future
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