Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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