nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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