I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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