My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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