where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Fuck appropriateness.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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