He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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