butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
What drink are we having for lunch?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize