Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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