For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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