420 ftw
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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