gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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