Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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