its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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