a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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