just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
