Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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