What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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