oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
there was a trapeze. enough said
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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