Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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