she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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